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Oh God this is me before the most important meetings, like half-consciusly underestimating the minutes needed 2do any operation (washing, dressing, make up, etc) to gain 5 more mins online before leaving.At the end I leave 15/20mins later than I had2
exactly this. i am late for everything. ALL THE TIME. because… internet. And as you can see….i’m still online. STILL not dressed. STILL not packed. STILL scrolling tumblrlol
i have to drive to chicago today (6 hours) to take my kid back to college. we really should be leaving within the next hour.
- neither of us is packed
- i haven’t taken a shower or gotten dressed yet
- i can’t seem to tear myself away from tumblr because … benedict cumberbatch
MASHED POTATO SKIN
p sure I have mayonnaise legs
Someone text me and they were all like HEY OMG CHANTAL YAY and I didn’t recognize the number but I felt like an asshole asking who the hell is this so I just went along with the conversation all like WOW GREAT TO HEAR FROM YOU whoever the fuck you are. So then I tried to google the number to find out who this person is….and nothing.
Apparently I have this random friend who’s super excited to chit chat with me and I have no flippin idea who it is.
The Events in Ferguson will one day make a great movie for white people to feel guilty about and give an academy award to
and the story will revolve around a white journalist who ultimately realizes that wow, we’re all human
i’ve had tumblr for years and i still don’t know what the fuck an rss feed is
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Ok, so I don’t know how I ended up here and woah!
And also they made this
There’s even a granny!
(there’s a guy who looks like Hulk btw)
and there are
THEY MADE THOR
And there’s also this which made me laugh
this is the coolest shit b.
Oct. 29, 1954: A visit by Queen Elizabeth the Queen Mother to New York included being whisked to the 102nd floor observation deck of the Empire State Building. She charmed her American guides, chatting with them amiably and was “nearly mobbed” as she left the building. “How the crowds knew she was in the building was something of a mystery,” The Times reported. “Her decision to make a visit was not made until noon.” People thronged for a glimpse of royalty, even if it meant playing hooky and waiting. “I’ll probably get fired,” a secretary was quoted complaining. “But I’ve waited this long so I’m going to wait till she comes down — even if I don’t make it back to the office before closing time.” Photo: Patrick A. Burns/The New York Times
few things are better than b&w photography from the 50s. wow!