September 1, 2014
"We shall leave our cities and our towns and our villages. We shall roam the land and return to the forests, high up in the trees, swinging from branch to branch. We shall return to four legs, the size of rats. We shall return to the shore where we took our first shaky steps and the banks of the river which lulled us to sleep when the light would pierce our eyes."

— (via typewriterdaily)

August 29, 2014

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August 29, 2014

Oh God this is me before the most important meetings, like half-consciusly underestimating the minutes needed 2do any operation (washing, dressing, make up, etc) to gain 5 more mins online before leaving.At the end I leave 15/20mins later than I had2

exactly this. i am late for everything. ALL THE TIME. because… internet. And as you can see….i’m still online. STILL not dressed. STILL not packed. STILL scrolling tumblr

lol

August 29, 2014

i have to drive to chicago today (6 hours) to take my kid back to college. we really should be leaving within the next hour.

  • neither of us is packed
  • i haven’t taken a shower or gotten dressed yet
  • i can’t seem to tear myself away from tumblr because … benedict cumberbatch

seriously. priorities.

August 29, 2014

aerialiste:

euthanizeallwhitepeople:

stuffwhitepeopleask:

If White People Were Described Like People Of Color In Literature

MASHED POTATO SKIN

p sure I have mayonnaise legs

(via mildredandbobbin)

August 29, 2014

Someone text me and they were all like HEY OMG CHANTAL YAY and I didn’t recognize the number but I felt like an asshole asking who the hell is this so I just went along with the conversation all like WOW GREAT TO HEAR FROM YOU whoever the fuck you are. So then I tried to google the number to find out who this person is….and nothing.

Apparently I have this random friend who’s super excited to chit chat with me and I have no flippin idea who it is.

great.

August 28, 2014

samanticshift:

chasewoods:

The Events in Ferguson will one day make a great movie for white people to feel guilty about and give an academy award to

and the story will revolve around a white journalist who ultimately realizes that wow, we’re all human

(via ceywoozle)

August 28, 2014
“Imagination is more important than knowledge.” ~Albert Einstein

(Source: 100artistsbook)

August 28, 2014

i’ve had tumblr for years and i still don’t know what the fuck an rss feed is

(Source: thr-ill, via uhbenedict)

August 28, 2014
"Why is love permeated with the rhetoric of giving away pieces of our selves? I don’t know about you, but I want my hands and my lips. I want all of me. My body doesn’t belong to you and loving you doesn’t mean I have to give it to you. Love means you get my respect, my attention, and my occasional thoughts. Love means choosing to let you in to see the esoteric parts of me. These I give to you in good faith that you will in some measure return the favor. But it does not mean you get my heart. That I will always retain ownership of. It beats for me. With or without you, I am a whole being. I will not give pieces of myself away."

— (via typewriterdaily)

August 28, 2014

awkward-lee:

the way to my heart is through well-written fanfiction

(via earlgreytea68)

August 28, 2014

lowkeywalker:

come-to-my-world:

Ok, so I don’t know how I ended up here and woah!

they made

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characters

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for

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every

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single

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element

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of the

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periodic

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table!

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And also they made this

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and this

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*new ship* 

There’s even a granny!

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It’s like

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superheros

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(there’s a guy who looks like Hulk btw)

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and humans

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and there are

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twins!!

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And Bethoveen

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THEY MADE THOR

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And there’s also this which made me laugh

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I can’t! 

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(source)

this is the coolest shit b.

(via enjoytheobsession)

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August 28, 2014

August 28, 2014

livelymorgue:

Oct. 29, 1954: A visit by Queen Elizabeth the Queen Mother to New York included being whisked to the 102nd floor observation deck of the Empire State Building. She charmed her American guides, chatting with them amiably and was “nearly mobbed” as she left the building. “How the crowds knew she was in the building was something of a mystery,” The Times reported. “Her decision to make a visit was not made until noon.” People thronged for a glimpse of royalty, even if it meant playing hooky and waiting. “I’ll probably get fired,” a secretary was quoted complaining. “But I’ve waited this long so I’m going to wait till she comes down — even if I don’t make it back to the office before closing time.” Photo: Patrick A. Burns/The New York Times

few things are better than b&w photography from the 50s. wow!

August 28, 2014

jasonviola:

Fear of Flowers Part 1

(via citrius)